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Virtue of Wisdom

Friday, July 15, 2005

Randomness...





You Know You're From Springfield, MO When...


Your favorite things to do outside the house are see a movie or go to Wal-mart.

Road construction leads the local news report.

You go to the part at 3pm, and the skies are clear. By 3:05 you're running for cover from the thunderstorms.

You know who the The "Ozark Mountain Ducks" are.

Your idea of vacation is a day trip to Branson.

New people in town are either college students or lost and looking for Branson.

You get thru a traffic light on the 3rd round ... if you’re lucky!

You know that Bachelor guy, because he gave your sister an STD.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Springfield, MO.




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