Writers block

Lately I've haven't had the notion to write. What has caused this despicable disease to come hither on me, you may ask? What vile atrocity has quieted the well spirited fello? Well shall i say the repulsive fog of thee writers block. Absolutely i have many affairs to divulge but at this instances I am halted to be oratorially articulate.

Translation for those who live in reo linda:
I can't think of anything to write.

(writing anything more or explaining farther would just confuse them.)